Sure that future will require paying huge amounts of debt to banks because you had to borrow money just to feed your children, but it's a future all the same. Now enjoy your lives, and rest assured that the few of you that do live through the year while we are getting ready for the battle against hallucinations have a bright future ahead of you. Sure I've only talked to her twice, but I trust her implicitly, as should all of you. Why am I doing this you might ask? Well an old blind woman told me the world was in danger by living darkness that causes hallucinations. Not to worry my citizens, this will all only last one year. Any male over the age of 10 must report immediately to a government facility for training. The draft is now being reinstated (or instated if not in America), but the age requirements have changed. We are going to drain our major water supply, and pollute our backup water supply with sewage. To further help make jobs we will be instituting a national policy that involves chopping every single tree in the country down. To make up for this children above the age of 3 will now the allowed to work 12 hour shifts. For that year taxes will be increased by several hundred percent. I am hereby negating the constitution for one year. "My dear citizens, to start with we will be removing all due process. Whats better, 1 year of nice-ness, followed by genocide, or 1 year of hardship followed by a lifetime of nice-ness because you dont all die?Well, consider how you would react if the leader of your country suddenly went on television and made the following announcement. Cus I woulda thought at that point they would have all just gone '.fair enough'. There was no option to at any point tell your subjects 'Oi, Im gonna need to be a bit of a twat for a year, or you all fucking die'. Please don't be angry, I know how you hate making pies, but your pie making skills and the rents on your Berlin properties is what originally turned us into an economic powerhouse."THIS! THIS SO MUCH! It was just ridiculously bad! " Mien Führer! The Allies are attacking us from both sides, our economy is in shambles! Our only chance is.is.for you to leave the bunker and make pies like there is no tommorrow! Yes, Mien Führer. Please don't be angry, I know how you hate making pies, but your pie making skills and the rents on your Berlin properties is what originally turned us into an economic powerhouse." "Mien Führer! The Allies are attacking us from both sides, our economy is in shambles! Our only chance is.is.for you to leave the bunker and make pies like there is no tommorrow! Yes, Mien Führer. I would argue that in some ways, that is just as "evil" as the evil path.Īnd don't even get me started on the ludicrous economic options in the game, for example: Why did all my choices turn into, I can be good and run my kingdom into ruin or I can be evil and be awash in cash? (and for that matter, is it really "good" to hand out money you don't have on social welfare projects to the point your economy collapses and your people all get slaughtered by an invading army). None of the decisions had any shades of grey, they were all black or white. For a game that claimed it was about making difficult choices, that was about the extent of it. Unlike in Fable 2, I could never bring myself to care about the decisions I had to make, so it came down to, Play through as Good press A, Play through as Evil press B. The party had to kill/restrain it/delay it, before it reached the wall and created an enormous opening for the invading army.I thought Fable 2 was a pretty decent game, but Fable 3 just stunk. The climax was at the western wall, where a hill giant with an explosive backpack was lumbering towards the wall. Then on the northern wall, enemy boats were attempting to use the river to breach water gate and take the wall, sink the 4 shielded rowboats while dodging arrows and cutting the ropes off the wall. For example, near the beginning of the siege, the party were defending the eastern wall from giant spiders that were scaling the defenses, holding the objective for 1d8 rounds. The party would focus on a particular objective taking place during the siege. As a free action, the player could command their soldier token to either move up to 30ft, or attack. I then gave each player a token representing a team of one type of soldiers (swordsmen, archers, shielded polearms). The way I did it, is provide three different sections/walls of the castle, the party could protect. A while ago, I had a siege take place in my homebrew campaign.
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